Santa Banta Jokes Page 1


Santa Sharab Pikar Sadhu Se Takra Gya

Sadhu Gusse Me- Aye Murkh Me Tujhe SHRAAP Deta Hu

Santa-Rukiye Maharaj Me Glas Leke Ata hu


Santa apni grlfrnd k saath 1st date pe : Ye meri pehli date hai darling

agr koi galti ya kami reh jaye toh chhota bhai samajh k maaf kr dena.


Santa- kal meri shadi hai aur ladki walo ne kam log bulaye hai.

Banta- to isme prob kya hai?

Santa-pata nhi papa mujhe le jaynge ya nhi


santa aur banta k bich mai fight ho rahi thi

banta:- saale mai tere kapde phaad k tujhe naanga kar doonga

santa:- dekh serious ladai mai romantic baat mat kar



SANTA:Lalaji dettol soap hai,
Lala:ha,
santa:acha vala hai,
Lala:ha,
Santa: achi quality ka hai,
Lala:ha bhai ha,
Santa: thik hai hath dhokr 1kg aata do..


Santa: oye banta machli khayega?
Banta: nhi yaar usme kaante hote hain.
Santa: oye chadd yaar, chappal pahen ke kha lena.


Santa Ko Beta Hua. Use Jyotish Ke Pass Le Gaye
Jyotish:Ye Jiska Naam Pehle Bolega Wo mar Jyega
Baccha Bola "PAPA" Aur Dusre Din Padosi Mar Gya


Jaj : Suna hai pichale 10 saal se tmne apni biwi ko dara dhamka k rakha hai.
Santa : Par Janab
Jaj : Safai ki jarurat nahi bas itna batao ye tumne kiya kaise


Ek baar santa ko koi 8th floor par bulata hai. Jb vo vaha jata hai to flat ke samne likha rehta hai "Santa April Fool" to
Santa likhta hai "Mai to yahan pr aya hi nhi tha.'


Santa: Sharab pite pite rone laga
Banta: Kya hua kyo ro rahe ho?
Santa: Yaar ki kara jis ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha tha,uska naam yaad nhi aa raha hai


santa 2 doctor-apne kaha tha ki subah khelne se sehat thik rehti hai pr muje to koi fark nai pada?
doctor-konsa game khelteho?
santa-mobile mai snake wala


santa=mere padosi ka bacha gum ho gaya
banta=fir kya kiya?
santa=maine kaha google pe search karlo, mil jaye to download kr lena.


Banta Cigratte pe 2 metre pipe laga kr pe raha tha.
Santa : Tu pipe laga kar cig Q pe raha hai
Banta : Doctor ne kaha, Cig-Bidi se dur rehna.


Santa pe bijli ka taar gir gaya.
Santa tarap tarap k marne hi wala tha ki use yaad aya ki bijli to 2 din se band hai....


santa;mujhe us ladki se bachao
banta:kyo?
santa:jabse maine kaha dil cheer k dekh tera hi naam hoga sali chaku leke piche pad gyi hai


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.
Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.
Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.
Santa: Lekin biwi ko nhi pata


Shopkeeper: This sweater's made of pure virgin wool sir.
Santa: You see I m not interested in the morals of the sheep.Just tell me, will it keep me warm?


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mai hole kyu?
Santa bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phasi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha!
Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Mai to uthta hi subha 9 baje hu!


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Santa Banta Watching Match Dhoni Ne 6 Mara
Santa- Dekh Dekh, GOAL Hua Banta- Abe,
Tu Pagal Hi Rahega ....GOAL Isme Nahi CRICKET Me Hota H


Santa baraf ka tukda haath me lekar gour se dekh raha tha
Banta- kya kar rahe ho? Santa- Dekh raha hu ki Leak kaha se ho raha hai.


Santa: Yaar Tu Itna Bada Ho Gaya Aur Phir Bhi Abhi Tak Tere Ko
Dadhi- Mooch Nahi Aayi?
Banta :Yaar Main Bilkul Apni Maa Par Gaya Hoon


Snta- Ladki ko prapose karne ki sabse safe jagah konsi he?
Banta- Mandir S-Mandir kyu? B-Qki waha ladkiyo k pairo me CHAPPAL nai hoti.


Santa: Hamare Desh Ki Aausat Mrityu Dar Kya H? Banta: 100%. Santa: Kaise? Banta: Jo Paida Hota H, Wo Mar Hi Jata H. -

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