Santa Banta Jokes Page 2


Banta ke ghar ladka hua, par wo phir bhi dukhi tha?

Kyon?

Itne saalo baad, itni manato ke baad ladka hua wo bhi chhota sa...!


Jailor: Tumhe kal subah 5 baje phansi di jayegi.
Sardar: Ha Ha Ha Ha! Jailor: Kyon has rahe ho?
Sardar: Main to uthta hi subha 9 baje hoon!


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein hole kyu?
Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.


Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.
Santa: The Tablets are walking in the market.


Santa's girfriend: Meri maa aapko bahut pasand karti hai.
Santa, after a deep thought: Kuchh bhi ho jaye, shaadi to main tujhse hi karunga!


Santa: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18 yrs & marriage age 21yrs?
Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin biwi ko nahi.


Banta: Pareshan lag rahe ho.

Santa: Yaar baap ban ne wala hu.

Banta: Yeh to khushi ki baat hai.

Santa: Lekin biwi ko nahi pata.


1 Girl Fasi Laga Rhi Thi Santa Ne Window Se Dekha Socho Santa kya Bola Hoga?

Sirf Latkne Se Height NaI Bdhegi Mumy ko Bolo COMPLAN Pilaye.


Sardar sir k sath sath kandho par bhi shampu laga rha tha.
Wife - kandho pe shampu kyo laga rahe ho?
Sardar - Pagli ye koi aam shampu nahi hai ye Head & Shoulder hai.


Salesman – Sir, cockroach ke liye powder loge kya?

Santa – Nahi..Nahi! hum cockroach ko itna laad-pyar nahi karte!

Aaj powder denge to kal DEO mangega…


Girl: Suna h is ghar me
bhoot- pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni, me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha

MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi Aayi.


Santa - Main tumse Shaadi nahi kar sakta.
GF - Kyon!
Santa - Mere ghar wale mana kar rahe hain.
GF - Kaun hai!
Santa - Meri bibi aur baache.


Santa: Ghar Me aag lag gayi, aag lag gayi
Banta: Mujhe kya?
Santa: Bewakoof! Tere Ghar Me lagi hai
Banta: Fir tujhe kya?


Santa:aaj tv pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale hai.
Banta: ha par mai nahi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu? Banta: mera tv to 21 inch ka hi hai.


Santa:- Abe Banta tu yaha baitha hai? Tere dost ki death ho gai hai? Tu gaya Kyu Nahi?
Banta:- Uss saale ne mujhe bulaya hi nahi...


Santa ghar men dakhil hote waqt wife se. Janu come here.
Wife: ohho English kahan se aagai .........
Wife: acha jano ye batao k ghar se bahir jaane ko English main kya kahen ge? Santa: socha socha or bhag kar darwaze se bahir ja kar bola janu come here..


Santa teachr ban gya. Usne exam ke liye Que. Paper banaya.. Paper dekhte hi sare bachche behosh ho gaye .. Questn r like -- 1. China kis Desh me h ? 2.15 Aug kis Date ko Aati h ? 3. Green Rang kis Colour ka Hota h ? 4. Tamatar ko Hindi may kya Bolte h ? 5. Mumtaz ki Qabar main Kon Dafan hai ?


Prove that 2/10=2 . .
Japanese student: Wrong question. . .
Pakistan student: No Way . .
American student: Its strange, how s it possible? . .
Santa: Two/Ten= wo/en T wit T cancel. w= 23rd letter, o= 15th letter, / e= 5th letter n= 14th letter So =23+15/5+14 =38/19 =2 !
India is proud of u santa..


Santa: Meet my wife Tina
Banta: Oh! I know her
Santa: How?
Banta: We were caught sleeping together.
Santa: What the hell!
Banta: 10 years ago, during lecture in Maths class
Santa ne chalenge kiya..... "Ke wo kutubminar ko sar pe rakh k mumbai le jayega" Saare news wale waha pahuch gye.... Tab bola "Bas koi utha k sar pe rakh de"


Santa`s Theory of Motion: Loose motion can never be done in slow motion.


Santa bank me paise nikalne gaya...

lady cashier ne kaha so so ke du to chalega?

Santa: pagali tere sath to khade khade bhi chalega


Santa Public toilet gaya aur 1 Ghante baad nikla
.
bahar baitha Jamadaar bola- 20 rupe
Santa- saale Toilet me baitha tha, 'Cyber Cafe' me nhi


Nurse:- Apke Judwa Bachhe Hue Hai Santa:- Ye toh hona hi tha, program hi aise dekhti thi. INDIAN IdOL 2 NACH BALIYE 2 DHOOM 2 Nurse:- Aacha hua delhi 6 nahi dekhi..........




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