Santa Banta Jokes Page 6

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa raat ko cycle le ke qabristan main ghus gaya.

Phir dusri side se bahar nikla
Aur paseena ponchhty hue bola:????
Yaar, ye konsa road tha????????
Itne sare speed breaker

:: latest sardar jokes ::
Sardar: Meri Bevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya Bataon
DosT: Kya Mazak Krti Ha?
SArdar: Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma Boli
Dudhwala.

:: Best sardar jokes ::
Sardar GUN ly kr Darwaazay pr Kharaa huaa thaa
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher kaa Shikaar karnay jaa Rahaa hun
Wife: Tou Jao
Sardar: Kaise Jaon bahar KUTTA Kharaa hei

:: New sardar joke ::
Sardar:
Aj BV ne bohat mara
Major Rohail:
Kyun?
.
Sardar: I was kissing Katrena
Major Rohail:
Wao Katrena Kaif
Sardar:
Nhi yar meri nokrani Katrena.

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa 2 Banta:
Yeh doctor
log operation karne se pehle
Patient ko behosh kyun karte hen?

Banta:
Kahen patient khud operation karna seekh na le is liye……

‚‚ latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi ‚‚
santa: jab main mar jaon to samne wali family ko zaroor bulana.

banta: kyun?

santa: yaar unke ghar ki ladies murde se lipat lipat kar roti hain.

‚‚ latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi ‚‚
santa daru pee k tala kholne laga, hath kapne ki vajah se tala nhi khula,
banta- mai khol du,
santa- mai khol lunga, tu ghar ko pakad, sala bahut hil raha hai.

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
santa: Meri billi mar gai

banta: kese mari
santa: Maine use nahala diya tha

banta- nahalne se b kahi billi marti h
banta- Maine nahalane k bad use nichod b tha

§ § latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi § §
Santa: kya tum pass ho Gaye
banta: Ha,hamari puri class pass ho Gyi But hmari madam fail ho gayi
santa: kese
banta: wo abhi B usi class me pdha rahi he

Examiner santa se: yeh kya hai? tumne khaali paper kyu diye ho?

Santa: kyunki neatness ke liye 5 marks hai, isliye

§ § latest, New, Santa Banta funny sms Hindi § §
Santa: Banta, don’t put mobile charging while sleeping at night?

Banta: y?

Santa: sometimes, battery may blast.

Banta: Yah. I know. That’s y I am removing battery from mobile while charging…

Aik fauji afsar sardar recruit sey,
”agar maidan mein tumharey pass gholiyan khatam ho jayein to tum kya karo ghey?”
“Janab mein awazein nikaloon gha Dhishkoon,DishkooN”

Sardar : Yaar Achha Hua
Me India Me Paida Hua
America Me Nahi
Dost : Q America Me
Hota To Kya Hota ?
Sardar : Tu B Na
Muje English Kaha Aati Hai

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
Santa Was Kissing A Blank Paper.
Banta:
Ye Kya Hai?
Santa:
Mri Girlfriend Ka Love Letter Hai.
Banta:
Magar Ye Toh Khali Hai yar,
Santa:
Aaj-kal Hum baat nahin karte.

:: Santa Banta Funny SMS ::
SANTA ki 1 tang ki haddi toot gayi
Hospital gaya to waha 1 admi ki dono tange tooti dekhkar bola

"Kya aapki 2 biwiyan he"

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‚‚ Funny sardar sms jokes - Shadi Jokes ‚‚
Shadi me 1 sardar ne dish pe tissue paper dekh k socha syad ye b khane ki chiz he,
jaise hi wo khane laga,
4-5 SArdar jor se bole "NA KHA OYE EKDUM FEEKA HE"

‚ Funny sardar sms jokes ‚
inspector: jail me kaise aye?
sardar: media ki ladki khadi thi, uske siny pe Press likha tha,
inspector: Phir? Sardar: meiny press kar dia.

‚ New sardar sms jokes ‚
Ek sardar nikkar daal k cycle chala rha tha..
To ab kya vo cycle b na chalaye?
Jaan le lo sardaron ki..
Har baat me joke chaiye..

‚ Free sardar sms jokes ‚
Putra- “Pitaji, mai nadi me aage jaaunga|”
Pita- “Nahi, doob jaaoge|”
Putra- “Nahi dooboonga, mujhe tairna aata hai|”
Pita- “Yadi doob gaya to ghar jaakar teri khoob pitai karunga”

‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardaro ne mil ker petrol pump khola.1 bhi customer nahi aaya..Kyun..?
Petrol pump was on 1st floor.

‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
''SARDAR opened his tiffin on the road''
.
why?
.
Socho
.
Socho
.
jaldi socho
.
jaldi
.
He wanted 2 check ''k mai office ja raha hu k wapas aa raha hu''.

Sardar Become Shayer.... now a shayeri From Sardar Bewafa Tum Ho To Wafadaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Besharam Tum Ho To Sharamdaar Hum Bhi Nahi, Pyaar Ke Is Mode Par Aake Kehte Ho Shadishuda Ho To Kya Hua Darling? Kunware Hum Bhi Nahin

1 Srdar: Yaar Wo Ladki behri lagti he. Me kuch kehta hu,wo kuch aur hi bolti hai
2 srdar: Wo kaise?
1 srdar: Mene”I love you” kaha, to wo boli Mene kal hi Naye SANDAL kharide hai.

‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
Sardar train ka intzar kar raha tha, train aai, upar likha tha Bombay MAIL, wo bhag k chadh gaya aur biwi se kha: Jab Bombay Female aye to tum bhi chad jana

‚‚ Short Sardar Jokes ‚‚
4 sardar train ke piche bhag rhe the,
2 chad gye, train me pesengar ne kha weldone,
sardar... Khak weldone hum to chhodne aye the jana to unhe tha

:: latest sardar sms jokes ::
One day Sardar went to a shop. Let him go. You do ur job. Always dont expect jokes on him..

:: latest sardar sms jokes ::
Ek Raat,
ek Chor,
ek Sardar k Ghar me Ghus gaya aur bola: SONA kaha hai?
Sardar: Ullu k patthe,
pura Ghar khaali hai kahi bhi jaake SOJA

:: latest sardar sms jokes ::
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya.
Wife: Aapka pant gila kaise hua?
Sardar: Waha likha tha- Sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale...



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