::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-’bhout bura’,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
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santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
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Deadly answr given by
SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….
Santa translated in Eng it becomes:
I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .
Santa- Yaar.. Suna Hai Teri Patni Bahut Bade Pariwar Se Aayi Hai
Banta- Bade Pariwar Se Nahi..
..Bahut Bade Pariwar Ko Saath Me Le Kar Aayi Hai
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni,
me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha
MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi ayi..
Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,
WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
A girl was attempting suicide by hanging…
Santa saw it through window…
Guess wat he said?
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
Santa joins car driving school
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya ?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 Din bad jung shru ho gai
snta ki topi per goli lagi
snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.
Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U
Ab Tum Muje Bolo
Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha
aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu
santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.
Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya…
Form me 1 sawal tha-
‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’
Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar
rulaye ja raha tha.
Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h.
santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.
Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
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aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA
SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
Santa: maine apki dukan se murgi dana kharida tha
DUKANDAR: to kya usme koi kharabi nikli
Santa:mahina ho gya muje khet me boye ab tak murgi nhi ugi
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
Exam me SIR ne nakal Krne Di or
kha Bahar jake Na khna k maine nakal krai h
santa-na g hum kahenge sir to bhut harami tha,
kutte ne hilne b nhi Dia
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
BANTA-tera history da paper kaisa hua ?
SANTA-’bhout bura’,
Saalo ne mere birth se B phale K question puch rakhe the.
:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::
SaNTA Roti Ka 1 Tukda Khud or 1 Murge Ko Khila Raha Tha
BaNTA-Ye Kya Kr Rahe Ho?
SANTA- Hum Khaandani Log He Roz Roti Chickn K Saath Khate he
SANTA: Kya Daru Pine se khaansi jati hai
BANTA: Kyu nai jayegi
Jab mera ghar, khet, paisa sab kuch chala gaya to teri khansi kya cheej hai
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
santa:aaj meri bakri ne pehla anda diya hai!
banta:bakri kaise anda de sakti hai?
santa:Arre yaar maine apni murgi ka naam bakri rakha hai
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
2 dost salo k bad mile
Pata chala dono ki shadi ho gayi hai
Santa-kaisi hai tumhari Biwi ?
Banta-swarg ki apsra h
Aur teri?
Santa-meri to abhi jinda h
~.~ santa banta short jokes ~.~
Teacher to SANTA : Tumne Home work Q nahi kiya…?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Deadly answr given by
SANTA : Sir kyuki hum to “hostel” me rahte hai…
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
The most romantic lines:
Main kho gaya hu tumhare pyar me tum b kho jao….
Santa translated in Eng it becomes:
I m lost in ur love, u also GET LOST .
Santa- Yaar.. Suna Hai Teri Patni Bahut Bade Pariwar Se Aayi Hai
Banta- Bade Pariwar Se Nahi..
..Bahut Bade Pariwar Ko Saath Me Le Kar Aayi Hai
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Girl:Suna h is ghar me bhoot-pret rhte h?
Santa: Pata ni,
me to 7 sal pehle hi mar gaya tha
MORAL- Santa ko marne k bad b akal nhi ayi..
Santa, ROAD KI ZEBRA CROSSING PAR BAR BAR UCHALTA RAHA,
WHAT HE THINKS??
GUESS…
“YAAR YE PIANO BAJTA KYO NAHI”
:: latest, new, santa banta sms jokes ::
Teacher: 1869 me kya hua ? Ram: Gandhi ji ka janm hua.
Teacher: Ok beth jao.
Teacher (santa se)- Batao 1872 me kya hua ? Santa: Gandhi ji 3 saal k ho gaye.
A girl was attempting suicide by hanging…
Santa saw it through window…
Guess wat he said?
Sirf latakne se height nahi badhegi,
mummy ko bolo complan pilaye.
Santa joins car driving school
Banta: tera driving skool kaise chal raha hai?
kuch aata hai kya ?
Santa: haan..
ab horn badi ache se bajata hu
Santa fouj me bharti hua
2 Din bad jung shru ho gai
snta ki topi per goli lagi
snta ne hathyar phenk kar bola
Aqalmand ke liye ishara kafi he.
Santa College Ki Ladki se Bola
I love U
Ab Tum Muje Bolo
Girl:Me Abi Ja K sir Ko Bolti Hu
Snta: pagli sir Ko Mt Bol Unki Shadi Ho Gai H
Santa to banta-Hum dono me kya rishta he
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka he
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA he
Santa:1 aurat ko ghurte hue ja raha tha
aurat=dekhta kya h teri maa ki umar ki hu
santa:to mai bi apne baap k liye hi dhund rha hu.
Santa Bank me khata kholne gaya…
Form me 1 sawal tha-
‘Is Bank me Khata kholne ki vajah?’
Santa ne likha,”Aapki Khubsurat Cashier”
Santa apne bete ko cycle par baitha kar
rulaye ja raha tha.
Kisi ne pucha tumhara beta kyo ro raha h.
santa ne kaha CYCLE me ghanti nahi hai.
Santa ko raat me cigarette peene ka man kiya.
sab taraf machis dhoonda, par kahi nhi mila
.
.
aakhir me nirash hoke candle bujha k so gaya..!!
Santa Ki Wife Mar gai
Banta Usko Chup Karane K Bad-Tuje Kuch Chahiye
Santa-Jaldi Laptop Le Aa
Banta-Q?
Santa-Facebook Pe Status Change Karke Single Krna H
Santa everest pr gya
waha 1 baba pahle se baitha tambaku ragad raha tha
santa-baba ye kya hai
baba-masala
Santa- Oh O to Evrest Masala ap hi bnate ho
Pappu ki roti par se chuha gujar gaya
Pappu: Ab mein ye roti nahi khaunga
Santa: Kha le beta chuhe ne kon si chapplen pahni hui thi.
Santa ne ek aadmi ko tamacha mar diya.?
Aadmi: Mene kya galti ki ?
Santa: Tum saale galti karo uske liye hum intezaar thodi karenge.
Santa: Yaar mai toh Mushkil me pad gaya.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Biwi make up kare to kharcha bardasht nahi hota aur make up na kare to biwi bardasht nahi hoti
Costomer-Teri Cow Ki 1 Ankh Kharab Hai,Fir Bhi Tu
25,000 Mang Rha He.
Santa-Tuze Cow Dudh Pine K Liye Leni Hai Ya
Nain-Mila ne K Liye.
SANTA ELECTRIC SHOP ME- 2 PANKHE DENA 1 LADIES OR 1 GENTS.
SALESMAN-PANKHO ME LADIES OR GENTS NHI HOTA
SANTA-KESE NHI HOTA 1 BAJAJ KA DE OR EK Usha
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