Santa Banta Jokes Page 8

SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?

BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.

SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy

Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.

Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!

2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"

Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,

Mai to chhodne aya tha!!

Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?

Classic Answer By Banta-

Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...

Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.

Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.

Ki

Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.

Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....

Santa - sir

1.SMO KING

2.DRIN KING.. . .

santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!

Same as above

Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???

Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.

Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .

Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .

Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...

SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?

BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.

Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.

Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
S anta- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..

banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...

santa- mai nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu..
banta- wo kaise?
santa- nalayak se na hata k...

banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..

banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...

santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye..
banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta.
santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...

banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...



Banta- kya apne mera naya natak dekha hai, jo maine jhagdalu pati-patni k bare mai likha hai?
santa- maine abhi tak natak to nhi dekha pr maine apko aur apki patni ko ushki rehearsal krte dekha hai...

santa- tmhari apni patni k sath kaise nibh rahi hai? banta- badi achi nibh rahi hai,
subah jo wo chahti hai wo krti hai, shaam ko jo wo chahti mai krta hu...

#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#

santa-cycle ki break lekar dance kr raha tha. banta-ap kya kr rahe ho?
santa- dekh nhi rahe mai break dance kr raha hu....

banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan dhote hai?
santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hai....

banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai?
santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai...

banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta?
santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu...

banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai.
santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu...

santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha..

banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya.
santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi...


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