SANTA ~Apka kutta to sher jaisa dikhta hai kya khilate ho ise,..?
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING.. . .
santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above
Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.
#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#
Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
S anta- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..
banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
santa- mai nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu..
banta- wo kaise?
santa- nalayak se na hata k...
banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye..
banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta.
santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Banta- kya apne mera naya natak dekha hai, jo maine jhagdalu pati-patni k bare mai likha hai?
santa- maine abhi tak natak to nhi dekha pr maine apko aur apki patni ko ushki rehearsal krte dekha hai...
santa- tmhari apni patni k sath kaise nibh rahi hai? banta- badi achi nibh rahi hai,
subah jo wo chahti hai wo krti hai, shaam ko jo wo chahti mai krta hu...
#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#
santa-cycle ki break lekar dance kr raha tha. banta-ap kya kr rahe ho?
santa- dekh nhi rahe mai break dance kr raha hu....
banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan dhote hai?
santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hai....
banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai?
santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai...
banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta?
santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu...
banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai.
santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu...
santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha..
banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya.
santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi...
BANTA ~abe wo sher hi hai saala PYAAR-WYAAR k chakkar me kutte jaisa dikhne laga hai.
SANTA:maine apni beti ka shaadi sirf 1500rs mein kiya.
BANTA:woh kaise?
SANTA:maine use 1500 ka ek mobile dilaaya. usne love marriage karliy
Santa- muje zehar dena
Chemist- pehle Dr. Se lekhwa k lao.
Santa-apni shaadi ka card dikhata h.
Chemist- bus kar bhai rulayega kya,badi bottle du ya
chhoti.
Master- 2 me se 2 gye to kitne rhe?
Sardar-samjh me nhi aya masterji.
Mster-Beta tumare pas 2 Roti h,tumne 2 roti khali,tumare pas kya bacha?
Sardar-sabji..!
2 Sardar train k piche bhaag rahe the..
Ek chadh gaya, to train me logo ne kaha"WELL DONE"
Sardar-khak wel done,Jana to use tha,
Mai to chhodne aya tha!!
Santa-What's D Difference Between Mother's & GF's Tears?
Classic Answer By Banta-
Mother's Tears Effect Our HEART & GF's Tears Effect Our POCKET...
Sardar Roz Subha 50 ladkiya mera intezar karti hain
man- are wah Vo kaise?
sardar- Main Girls collage ka busdriver Hu na.
Snta Pe Bijli Ki Taar Gir Gayi:
Snta Tdp Tdp k Mrne Hi Wala Tha.
Ki
Use Yad Aya,
Bijli to 2 Din Se Bnd h. Wapas uth gya or bola, ' Sala! dara diya.
Teacher - un do kings ka naam batao jinhone duniya ke logo ko nayi raah pe chalaya.....
Santa - sir
1.SMO KING
2.DRIN KING.. . .
santa ws painting his home suddenly
he got an idea 2 save money
he painted d upper part of d wall n wrote below..!
Same as above
Train me Warning likhi thi.....
.
Bina Ticket safar krne wale Yaatri Hoshiyaar..
.
santa- Waah , toh jisne ticket li woh Chutiye ???
Santa ne apne 6 month k baby ki birthday party rakhi,
.
Kisine pucha: 6month k baby ka b'day kaise?
,
Santa: hum semester system ko follow karte hai.
Santa : Oye Tu Ladki Dekh Aaya? Kaisi Hai?
Banta : Rang Se Kali Hai or Kaan Se Kam Sunti Hai.. . .
Santa : Zara English Me Bta . . .
Banta : 'BLACK-BERRY' Hai...
SANTA:- yaar tujhe bus me thapad kyo pada?
BANTA:- pata ni yaar,meri photo niche gir gayi thi maine kaha bahenji jara sari uppar karna photo leni hai.
Santa: jab me chota tha to ek baar kutub minaar se gir gaya tha.
Banta: Acha!!to mar gya ya bach gya.
Santa: Saale.! mujhe kya pata, me to chota tha.
Santa- kaal mujhe pata laga ki mere sharir mai bilkul bhi iron nhi hai.
Banta-apko kaise pata chala? santa- maine mangnet laga k dekha tha chipka hi nhi.
#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#
Banta(bhagta hua aata hai)- jaldi jao,apk ghar mai talab ka pani ghus aya hai..
S anta- jhuth kyu bol rahe ho ghar ki chabhi to mere pass hai..
banta- govt hospital k doctor aur marij mai kya fark hai?
santa- doctor nurse pr aur marij farsh pr marta hai...
santa- mai nalayak ko bhi layak bana sakta hu..
banta- wo kaise?
santa- nalayak se na hata k...
banta- week mai ek baar meri patni se mera jhagda jarur hota hai. aur apka?
santa- mera mahine baad hota hai, kyuki mujhe salary mahine baad milti hai..
banta- ladkiya shrab se itna nafrat kyu krti hai?
santa-kyuki shrab pine k baad unk chuhe jaise
pati shero jaisa bartao krne lagte hai...
santa banta tang sidhiyo mai ek dusare k samne aad gaye..
banta- mai murkh k liye rasta nhi chodta.
santa- (piche hokr)lakin mai chod deta hu...
banta- tm agle birth mai kya banana chahte chahte ho?
santa- cockroach.. banta- wo kyu? santa- kyuki meri patni sirf cockroach se darti hai...
Banta- kya apne mera naya natak dekha hai, jo maine jhagdalu pati-patni k bare mai likha hai?
santa- maine abhi tak natak to nhi dekha pr maine apko aur apki patni ko ushki rehearsal krte dekha hai...
santa- tmhari apni patni k sath kaise nibh rahi hai? banta- badi achi nibh rahi hai,
subah jo wo chahti hai wo krti hai, shaam ko jo wo chahti mai krta hu...
#Jokes sms Santa Banta in Hindi#
santa-cycle ki break lekar dance kr raha tha. banta-ap kya kr rahe ho?
santa- dekh nhi rahe mai break dance kr raha hu....
banta- suna hai aap apni patni k sath bartan dhote hai?
santa- to kya hua, woh bhi to mere sath rotiya pakati hai....
banta- kya khana khane se pehle aap bhagwan ko yaad krte hai?
santa- nhi, mujhe aisa krna nhi padeta kyuki meri patni acha khana anti hai...
banta-tmhari dukan pr mithaeya rakhi hai, tmhara ishko khane ka dil nhi karta?
santa- krta to bahut hai pr papa marenge ishliye chat kr rakh deta hu...
banta-bahut si ladkiya itni murkh hoti hai ki unhe shaddi k liye pucho to na kr deti hai.
santa- apko kaise pata? banta-mai kaye ladkiyo se puch chuka hu...
santa- shrab pite pite rone laga..
banta- kya hua ap ro kyu rahe ho?
santa- jish ladki ko bhulane k liye pi raha hu ushka naam mujhe yaad nhi aa raha..
banta- pichli diwali ko hmne raat ko lakhsmi k liye darwaje khol kr rakhe the pr chor aa gaya.
santa- ho sakta hai chor apne ghar k darwaje k sath khidkiya bhi khol kr aya ho ishliye tmhare ghar ki lakhsmi unk yaha chali gayi...
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