Teacher: What is love…???
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.
.
Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,
Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?
Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?
Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!
Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :D
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.
Teacher: What is love….???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.
Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.
Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
.
.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??
Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..
Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
!
!
!
!
!
!
tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.
LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai.
.
.
.
1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi.
2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi.
Dhyaan se Padho
Jo apne hote hai
wohi tumhari Gaand me
ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
warna
Gairo ko kya khabar ke
tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!
1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
Dr gusse me bola: Main Dentist hu
Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu,
Nipple mein fasa hai.
Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:
har adami tere nange badan pe barse,
tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,
ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!
Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.
Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.
Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.
With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.
1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao. ;-)
Ladka: Main pyar ki onchai aur
ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna aur
chuna chahta hoon.
Ladki: Seedhi tarah kyun nahi kehte
ke underwear aur braizer utaar do.
Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! :D
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.
Ek ladki ne 400 meter race meladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.
.
.
.
Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
Pregnant aurat ko dekhkar ek ladki boli:
Lagta hai makaan ban gaya hai,
Kirayedar bhi aa gaye hai…
Pregnant Lady Boli: Mistri khali hai… Tere ghar bhej du kya?
Girl: Laal Kilaa laal kyu hai?
Boy: Kyuki Rajnikant ne paan khaa kar us par pichkaari maari thi… Ab ye mat puchhna ki Taj Mahal white Q hai..?!
Jisko samaz aaye wo like kare,
baaki ke log Cartoon Network dekhe..
Ek Ladka aur ek Ladki ki shaadi hui..
Aap yakeen nahi karoge ke doosrey din hi
Unka Bachaa hua
khana kharab ho gaya..
Fridge me nahi rakha tha na !
Nani (to a kid): Soja DIPLOMA soja!
Padosan: diploma kyo bulati ho isse?
Nani: Meri ladki College DIPLOMA lene gayi thi,
ye leke aa gayi..!! :D
Mam: Agar me teri maa ban jauto tuje 2 din me sudhar du!
Golu: madam me abhi jake
apne bapu ko btata hu ki..
bapu teri lotery lgne wali hai. :p
Kahte hain..
Shaadi ki gaantth to aasman mein hi bandh jati hai..
Insan to sirf petikot salwar bra ki
gaantthe kholne ke liye hi zamin par bheja jaata hai.
Teacher: What is love….???
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Student:
‘L’ ko hath me lekar
‘O’ ko dabate hue
‘V’ me dalte waqt jo
‘E’ ki aawaz nikalti hai
use hi LOVE kahte hai..!!
Santa court mein judge se:
Aaj tak meri itni insult nahi hui,
meri nai padson ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia he!
Judge: to tum kya chahte ho?
Santa: Badla.
EXAM Aur SEX ke baad ladkiyan kaisa mehsoos karti hai!
1. Kitna LAMBA tha,
2. Kash thoda TIME aur mil jata,
3. Pehle DARR lag raha tha, par kitna EASY gaya.
An EGYPTIAN girl asked an INDIAN boy:
What can u do for me?
The boy replied:
come behind the PYRAMID.
I will make u MUMMY.
Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd ka naam hath par likha.
5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.
Banta: kyu rote ho.?
Santa: bhench*d LADO ki jagah LODA likh liya.
Boy to Girlfriend:
Meri us jagah hath lago jahan haddi na ho.
Ladki haste hue: Chal fir nikaal bahar,
Pakdu??
Teri Zubaan Ko.
Delhi belly spirit aage badao yeah msg sabko sunao
Mangta hun to deti nahi ho,
Jawaab meri baat ka.
Aur deti ho to khada ho jata hai,
Rom-Rom jazbat ka.
Muuh me lena tumhe pasand nahi,
Ek bhi qatra sharab ka.
Phir Kyu bolti ho ke dheere se daalo,
Balon mein phool gulab ka?
Woh Soti rahi mein karta raha,
Intezaar uske jawab ka.
Abhi uske haath mei rakha hi tha ke usne pakad liya,
Guldasta Gulabon ka.
Usne kaha pichhe se nahi aaGe se karo,
Deedar Mere husn-e-shabbab ka.
Usne kaha bada maza aata hai jab andar jata hai,
Kano Mein Ek Ek lafz Tere pyar ka.
Agar aadhi raat ko aapka dil kare aur biwi ka mood na ho
To
Biwi ko tang na kare
.
.
Khud uthkar apne hath se
.
.
.
Pani pee lein!!
Ek bar fir aapki soch ko salaam.
Ek aurat saheli se: Mujhe bachcha nahi ho raha!
Saheli: Tumhara pati namard hoga..?
Aurat: Mera Pati kya,
mujhe to tumhara pati bhi namard hi lagta hai.
What is BULL RIDING in sex?
TRY THIS:
Get on Top of Ur Girl While doing with her..
Whisper another girl’s name gently!
Then see how long u can stay on top??
Kuchh seekho Penis se:
Lady dekh kar khada hona,
Seedha rehkar kaam karna,
Kaam khatam hone pe sirr jhukakar baith jana..
Ye hote hai manners..
Khali jagah bharo
____ Land ____ par ____ Choot.
!
!
!
!
!
!
tum to wanhi tak sochoge..
Ans is:
Wood Land shoes Par Bhari Choot!
1 Seminar mein Question pucha gya:
CONDOM ka full form batao?
1 Intellegent ladki ne jawab diya
C.Control
O.On
N.Natural
D.Drops
O.Of
M.Man’s Leakage.
LULLI aur ZUBAN mein samanta
1. Dono mein HADDI nahi hoti.
2. Dono par kabu rakhna mushkil.
3. Dono se LAAR tapkti hai.
4. Dono ko Alag-Alag ITEM chkhne ka shouk hota hai.
Boy: Aap ka naam kya hai?
Girl: Pehan ke bataun ya bol ke?
Boy: Kya matlab?
Girl: PAYAL aur aapka?
Boy: Haath mein dun ya muh mein?
Girl: Matlab?
Boy: Prasad.
Men sure have Double Standards:
Hate Cats
But Love PUSSY
Hate Donkeys
But Love ASS
Eat Chicken
But Saves His COCK
Hate Dogs
But Enjoy Their Style!!
Aaj kal 2 chezain sirf qismat walo ko milti hai.
.
.
.
1: Jungle mein ghumta white hanthi.
2: Without affairs wala jeevan sathi.
Dhyaan se Padho
Jo apne hote hai
wohi tumhari Gaand me
ungli kar ke bhaag jate hai
warna
Gairo ko kya khabar ke
tumhe isme maza aata hai..!!
1 ladki dentist ke paas gayi aur BRA utarkar let gayi
Dr gusse me bola: Main Dentist hu
Lady: Main bhi daant nikalwane hi aayi hu,
Nipple mein fasa hai.
Call girl ke birthday par saheli ne sms kiya:
har adami tere nange badan pe barse,
tere jevan mein aaye itne customer,
ke tu pura sal bra-panty pehnne ko tarse.
Lady Teacher: Soch aur wahem mein kya fark hai?
Student: Aap mast item hai ye hamari soch hai,
Aur hum abhi bacche hai ye aap ka weham hai.
Wife: Tumhe pyar karna nahi aata
Husband: To kya ye bacche internet se Download kiye hai?
Wife: Nahi ye to tumahare dost ke PEN DRIVE se liye hai!
Bacha: Aunty is bar to aap ka larka hi hoga.
Aunty: Tumhe kese pata chala.
Bacha: Aap ki phatti hui shalwar se muje us ki moonchein nazar aa rahi hain.
Boy ladki ke saamne pant utarkar bola:
kya tumhare paas aisa hai?
Girl panti utarkar boli:
jinke paas aisi hoti hai unke paas inki koi kami nahi hoti.
Oscar nomination for blue films are:
1. Uatar ke panti so gayi aunti.
2. Hasina ke dudu me pasina.
3. Pati fouz mein to biwi mouz me.
4. Ghar me saali to puri raat diwali.
With just a Single kiss on the Lips for 30sec,
she Got Pregnant..!
.
.
.
.
.
Who is she?
.
.
.
.
.
Balloon.
1 admi ka gala kharab tha woh raat 3 baje Dr. ke ghar gaya.
Dard ke waja se bahut ahista se pucha Dr. hain?
Uski biwi usse bhi aahista se boli
Nahi hai aajao. ;-)
Ladka: Main pyar ki onchai aur
ishq ki gehrai ko dekhna aur
chuna chahta hoon.
Ladki: Seedhi tarah kyun nahi kehte
ke underwear aur braizer utaar do.
Boy1: Titanic dekh kar kya sikha?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Boy2: Sikha kuch nahi,
abhi tak soch ra hu
ki aise mast mauke par bhi koi
painting kaise kar sakta hai.
Wife: I am Pregnant.
Santa: Par main to england me tha
Wife: Aapki photo thi na
Santa: Ullu mat bana kamini photo to kamar tak hi thi..
Dabaao na aur jorse
esa karo mera blause nikldo
meri sari bhi
ab dabao
thoda zorse
tumhara pant bhi nikldo
dekho ho gayi na suitcase bandh! :D
Boy to Girl: Tum Ladkiyan jab Susu karti to usme,
sssssssshh.. ki Aawaz kyun aati hai.
Girl Said: kyun ki hamare aage..
6 inch ka Silencer nahi Laga hota.
Ek ladki ne 400 meter race meladko ko aaram se hara diya.
Saheli: Tune ye kaise kiya?
Ladki: Mein pichhe se skirt uthake bhagi koi aage hi nahi gaya.
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