Exam Sms

Jor ka jhatka hye.. joro se laga,
Pdhai ban gye umarkaid ki sja..
Ye h udasi jaan ki pyasi,
EXAM SE ACHCHA TUM DE DO FASI..!!?!!
Copy mile na chupao aisi jagah.

Jab paper ho out of cntrol. Answer sheet ko karke fold. Answer sheet ko karke ke fold, aeroplane banake bol
I WILL…..FAIL……! Student kya jane result ka kya hoga,

Agr question papr tuff lge
ya smajh me na aye to ek gehri sans lo aur zor se chillao
kamino fail hi karna he to exam kyo lete ho...!?

I thought i m in love,
My nites going sleeples
My days going useles
So i askd GOD
Is dis LOVE?
God replied
No Dear
Sylabus zyada hai or tujhe kuch nhi ata hai

I wäs shockd Ystrday,in my room all my books wr singing a song.
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Guess which song?
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guess!
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O Zra zra Touch Me Touch Me Touch Me

The funniest situation in student life

when we have no idea what to write
in the exam paper n the supervisor comes
and
says, “please cover your answer sheet”

Examiner:y r u under tension?
Did u forget admit card,ID,or calculator?
studnt:No Sir!
By mistake i have brought tomorrow
exam’s cheating material today.

C.B.S.E. pesh karta h khas 3rd March. se 3 ghante ka rangarang karyakrm, "UD GAYE TOTE" watch live in examination hall n experience d thunder... ana jarur

If u cry on seeing d question paper it is an insult.

If ur teacher cries on seeing ur answer paper,
it is ur achievement...

HAPPY EXams Days.

AEROPLANE:
Wright brothrs
CYCLE:
Macmillan
TELEPHONE:
Graham Bell
TELESCOPE:
Galileo
EXAMS:??


Dhoondo SAALE ko!
Mil k marenge!



1000 pages ki book kitne din me padhi ja sakti h,
WRITER- 6 months
DOCTOR- 2 months
LAWYER- 1 month
Engg. student-ye batao exam kab hai..raat bhar mai nipta denge

hum jeete ik bar hain
marte ik bar hain
pyar v ik bar karte hain
shaadi v ik bar karte hain
ti fir ye EXAMS bar bar Q?
jago student jago!!!!

A Friend Is One Who Advise You To Study Well !
But
A Best Friend Is One Who Stands In Examination Hall n Says:
"Abey Kitna Likhega?
Larkiya'n Ja Rahi Hyn" ;->

Koi BOOK Aisi Milti Jis Pe Dil Luta Dete
Har Subject Ne Dimag Khaya Kisi 1 Ko Nipta Dete
Ab Syllabs Dekh Kar Ye Sochte Hen K
1 Mahina Or Hota To Dunia Hila Detey.

A student grabbed a coin,

Flipped it in the air & said,
“Head, I go to sleep.”

Tail, I watch a movie.

If it stands on the edge I’ll study

" Success is not climbing up the
ladder bt its lyk climbing on a
pyramid Bcoz as u go
higher, lesser is the space &
better is the
competition."...

khud par Sabse Jyada proud kab hota hai ?
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Jab usko Exam mein kuch na aata ho,
Aur pichhe se teacher aake kahe,
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Copy chhupa lo Pichhe wala dekh raha hai….
Kasam se seena chaura ho jata hai

Ye padh lena imp hai exam mein pakka pucha jayega..
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1.Roll no
2.Exam
3.Date
4.Subject

Ab thanks bol kr rulaoge kya?
Anything 4 u

World's Best Feeling

It Comes When We See A Very Wonderful

Question Paper In Examinations Hall

And We Smile At Each Other And Say:

Ek Bhi Nahi Aata Yaar :-) :-D

ATTITUDE DURING EXAMS:

They gave me the questions which i don't know,
So i wrote answers which they don't know.
Tit for Tat dis is called ATTITUDE.

Har tarf padhai ka saya hai,
kitabo me sukh kisne paya hai,
Tum to jate ho tution ladkia dekhne..
aur Sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat me bhi padhne aaya Hai.

Likho To EXAM me Kuch Aisa Likho
K PEN Bhi Ronay Per Majboor Ho jaye
Hr ANSWER Me Woh Dard Bhar do
Ki Check karne Wala DISPRIN Kha K So Jaye

Which r d most powerful 3 words other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA. :-(

2 tree katne se 17 paper bante hai
us paper ko hum exam mai use karte hai
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yeh galat hai
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EXAM HATAO OR PAPER BACHAO.

NEW FILM GOING TO RELEASED AFTER EXAM:
TENSION AAJ KAL.
PACK UP SID.
WANTED 35.
PASSING DREAMS.
AJAB SYLLABUS KE GAJAB PAPERS.
MARKS MILE.
3 FAILUR

2 teams..
5 matches..
1 venue..
8 days more to go..
war b/w the most thrilling ever
12th night readers & the CBSE daredevils.
catch d live action starting on 3 march.

YYAAAHHHO000..!
Meri SEMESTER ki Saari taiyari ho
Gayi..



Pen
Pencil
Scale
Eraser
Sab taiyar hai..

AB Sirf..
Padhna Baki Hai...:-(

Behind a successful student, there is a good teacher.
But behind a failed student.....

A beautiful teacher !!!

Tcher 2 Student: Beta Ans sheet par sabse phle kya likhna chahiye.?

Student: IS SHEET PAR LIKHE GYE ANS KALPNIK HAI JINKA KISI B BOOK SE KOI SMBANDH Nhi HAI..!

Tamam students sy appeL ki jati hai ki wo apne apne result se pehle GHAR Ki sb chapl, jharu nd waiper chupa de.
A SMS 4rm

'SSF'


'SAVE STUDENTS FEDERATION'

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