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Hamari dosti ka kitna faida uthhatay ho,
1msg bhej ke10 free pate ho,
hamare dil par kyon zulm dhate ho,
hamare msg forward kar k naye -naye dost banate ho.



Dur rehke haste rahoge to chalega
Kbhi kbhi milte rahoge to bhi chalega
hamari yaad me 1msg to karna
Fir wo msg khali hoga to bhi chalega


Tumhien pata hai bahens ka munh kala hoota hai,
Nahi pata?
Vakaee nahii pata??
Koee baat nahi.
AAINA DEKH LO.


Chai se urte dhoowein main tumhari tasweer nazar ati hai,
Rozana inhi chakkaron main meri chai thandi ho jati hai..


Na Ishq,
Na Pyaar,
Na Mohabbat Yaaro,
Devdas Ki Mafik Jaan
Mat Do Yaaro,
Apna To Ek Usul Hai Yaro..
.
.
Na Chandramukhi,
Na Paaro
Jo Dikhe Usi Pe Line Maro..:-)


Dosti Karo BSNL Wali Se,
Pyar Karo IDEA Wali Se,
Baat Karo Airtel Wali Se,
Aankh ladao VODAFONE Wali Se,
Par dosto
Shadi karna BINA MOBILE WALI SE.!!



Woh hamare zindagi mein,
Kuch is tara aaye,
Jaise hare bhare khait mein,
Moti bhains ghus aaye…



Ek hawa ka jhoka sa aaya,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Darwaze par kisi ki aahat se hue,
To laga jaise ke tum aaye ho,
Ab tum he bataoo,
Kya tum kisi bhoot se kam ho.



Kia howa jo us nay apnay hathon main racha li mahendi,
Ab hum bhi sehra bandhwain gay,
Hamain pata tha woh hamaray naseeb main nahi hai,
Ab us ki choti behan ko phasain gay..



Tum Haseen Ho Gulab Jaisi Ho
Bahut Nazuk Ho Khawab Jaisi Ho
Dil ki dhadkan main aag lagati ho
Hothon Se Lagakar Pee Jayoon Tumhe
Sir Se Paanv Tak Sharab Jaisi Ho



Sitaron se agey jahan aur bhi hein,
Abhi mohabbat k imthan aur bhi hein,
Tum hi nehi jalatey mere dil ko,
College mein ladkiyan aur bhi hein.



Itna khubsurat kaise muskura lete ho.Itna qatil kaise sharma lete
ho.Kitni aasani se Jaan le lete ho.Kisi ne sikhaya hai ya bachpan se
hi kaminay ho ?



Boy: BUS aur LARKI
aik jaisi hoti hain,
1 jaati hai to doosri aa jati hai.
Girl: RAKSHAY aur LARKAY
ek jaisay hotay hain,
1 ko bulao 4 chale aate hain….



I'm very confused about one thing
.
Did god make moon after seeing you,
Or he made you by seeing moon!!!

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