Santa Banta Jokes Page 3

Chain msg by santa:
Plz is msg ko itna fwd krain k
Meri girlFrnd tk paunch jaye
.
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“Preeto Tune Sim Change Kr K acha nhi kiya”

Santa-Kal Tum Mayke Gayi Piche Se Chor Aaye aur Mujhe Bahut Peeta

Wife-Aapne Shor Nahi Machaya?

Santa-Mai Teri Tarah Darta Nai Jo Chilaau..

Santa: abe ye gaddaa khod ke mitti kaha dalu??

banta: abe itni bhi akal nahi hai tujhme?
dusra gaddha khod aur usme daal de..

SANTA:Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe or badan machalne lage,

Waiter:Sir humre yaha bhains ka dhudh aata h NAGIN ka nahi.

Judge:-Tumhara Jurm Sabit Ho Chuka Hai,
Kal Tumhe Phansi per Latkaya Jayega.
Santa-:Wo To Theek Ha Lekin Utara Kab Jayega.

Santa Ko Fasi Sunakr Juj bola Akhri Bar Kise Milna Chahoge
Santa-Bv Se
Judge-Ma bap Se Nhi
Santa-Ma-bap to Agla Jnm Hote Mil Jaege,Bv K Lie 21 saal wait krna padega

SANTA-Aaj Kal Tere Chehre Pe Kuch Jayada Hi Ronak Dikhai De Rahi Hai Teri Bimari Kaha Gayi..?
banta-Ha,Aaj Kal Meri Bv Mayke Gayi Huyi He

Santa-dunia mein sab se dukhi aadmi koun hai ?
Banta- panipuri wala !
Santa- kaise?
Banta-kyuki ladki kuwari ho ya married “BHAIYA” hi bulati hai.

santa-Oye ajkal tu muje msg kyu nhi karta?
banta-baarish ho rahi hai na isliye
santa-baarish ka msg se kya lena?
banta-abe saale,msg bheeg gaya to?

SaNta-Kal ek aadmi aurat ko peet raha tha,
maiNe kaha mard se lado
BaNta-Fir?
SaNta-Jab mujhe hosh aaya toh maiN Hospital me tha

Santa-Agar Bhais Ko Akal Aa Jaye To Kya Hoga


Banta-To Wo Khud Hi Dudh Me Pani Milana Shuru Kar Dengi

Santa Tapasya Karta Hai

Bhagwan- Var Mango Vats

Santa-Ye Kya Kiya Apne, Mai To Vadhu K Liye Tapsya Kar Raha Tha

Ek Chor Chori Krne Santa K Ghar Me Ghusa..

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai
Chor- Miyaau

Santa- Kaun Hai Be
Chor- Saale Billi Hu Billi

SANTA:Tujhe apna Laptop bada karwana he
BANTA:Ha
SANTA:to fir Isme se
Window Nikalwa k Darvaja Fit karva le.

Santa to banta- hum dono me kya rishta hai
Banta- jo besan or pakode ka hai
Santa-wo kese
Banta-Qki jab besan SANTA hai tabhi to pakoda BANTA hai

Santa-Muje Fone Pe Dhamki Mil Rhi He..!
Police-Kaun He Wo..?
Santa-Vodafone Wale..,
...Bolte He-
Bill Na Bhara
To Kaat Denge



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