:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
santa :.... plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha
pilot :.... ye kya kar rhe ho santa:.... saale ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega........haan
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-Seriously
Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”
Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda.
4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..
EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI TO BOLI h, I am sorry'..! SANTA: HI, I am santa singh... nice to meet u MISS SORRY..! -
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Date pe Gya,
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi?
Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na
Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚
Santa ne theke k malik ko raat
1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9 bj
1 ghnte baad,
fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9wje
Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya
5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye
santa:kuch nhi bhaaji,
main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”
Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
Santa and banta jungle mein, samne aaya sher… Banta ne sher ki aakhon main mitti phenki, aur bhaagne lagaa aur santa ko bhi bhaagne ko kahaa. Santa : Main kyu bhagu, mitti to tune phenki hai.
Sadhu: Bacha teri biwi ko chudai chipak gayi hai, Upay karvaao.
Banta: Upayaye? Baba, agar do behenein gale mil rehi hain to is mein harz hi kya hai?
:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa-Tum Meri Shadi Me Aaoge Na?
Banta-Mai Un Logo Me Se Nahi Jo Musibat
Ke Waqt Dost Akela Chhod De.
Main Zarur Aaunga
:: Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ::
Santa : Soch Raha Hu Ki USA Ghum Aaun,
Kitna Paisa Lagega?
Banta : Kuch B Nahi
Santa : Kaise?
Banta : Sochne K Liye Paise Nahi Lagte
santa :.... plane pilot se headfone chin rha tha
pilot :.... ye kya kar rhe ho santa:.... saale ticket k paise hm log de aur gane tu akela sunega........haan
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa (on phone): Maa, khushkhabri hai!
Maa: Bolo beta.
Santa: Hum, 2 se 3 ho gaye.
Maa: Badhai ho, ladka hua ya ladki.
Santa: Na ladka, na ladki. Maine doosri shaadi karli.
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa Banta Ko Thappad Mara
Banta-Ye Tune Mazak Me Maara Ya Seriously
Santa-Seriously
Banta-Fir Thik Hai,Muze Mazak Bilkul Pasand Nahi
‚ santa banta new jokes ‚
Santa ek Baarat me gya
Waha use baar-baar PAANI parosa ja rha tha
Preshan hokr
Santa chillaya: Gale me paani fas gya h,
thode “RASGULE DO”
Santa 1st time plane par baitha,
jaise hi plane ka agla tyre upar utha,
santa pilot ko maarne laga.
or bola:main pehle hi dara hua hu or tu stunt maar raha hai
Santa English k paper me fail ho gaya translation ki wajah se..
1.Main ek aam aadmi hoon. - I m a mango man.
2.Mujhe English aati hai. ... English comes to me.
3.Mera taluq Haripur hazara se hai. I blong 2 greenpur thousanda.
4.Sadak par goliyan chal rahi hai. tablets r walking on d road.
Santa to his Fatty Wife: Operation Me mujhe Kuch Ho Gya
To Doctor Se Shadi Kar Lena
Fatty Wife: Aisa Kyu Kah Rahe Ho?
santa: Q Ki Badla Lene Ka Yahi Tarika he
Hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he,
Santa: Is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Drivs In To 1-Way & Cros NO ENTRY Board Police: No ENTRY Ka Board Nai Dekha ? Santa: Mujhe Laga Film Ka Poster Hai..
EK KHUBSURAT LADKI SANTA SE MARKET ME TAKRA GAYI TO BOLI h, I am sorry'..! SANTA: HI, I am santa singh... nice to meet u MISS SORRY..! -
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Ek baar Santa Gangubai ke ghar jaata hai aur darwaza knock karta hai.
Gangubai: Kaun ? Santa: Main !Gangubai: Main kaun?
Santa: Tu Gangubai...:-)
SANTA at medical store: I need poison
MAN:I cnt sell u
until u hav prescription
SANTA showed his Weding card
MAN:sir badi botal dun ya choti
‚ New Santa Banta jokes in Hindi ‚
Santa Date pe Gya,
After dinner Ahista se bola
Main kuch kehna chahta hu ,tm Naraz to nhi hogi?
Girl shrma k-Nhi ap Kaho na
Santa-Bill adha-2 kr le.
‚‚ Santa Banta Hindi Jokes ‚‚
Santa ne theke k malik ko raat
1 bj phone kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9 bj
1 ghnte baad,
fir santa ne fon kiya : bhaji theka kitne bj khulega
Malik:swer 9wje
Santa ne 3-4 war aisa hi kiya
5vi war malik gusse se bola tujhe kya chahiye
santa:kuch nhi bhaaji,
main theke k andar betha hu.mujhe ghar Jana hai
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
Santa 14th floor se niche gir gaya,
Girte waqt usne apni ghar ki khidki se
apni biwi ko roti banate huye dekha aur
wo zor se chilaya “Mere liye mat banana…”
Banta Rishte Ke Liye Tasveer Khichwa Raha Tha
Peeche Gadha Bhi Tasveer Me Aa Gaya
To Banta Ne Ye Likh Kar Tasveer Bheji-
‘I AM ON RIGHT SIDE’
::§:: Santa Banta Short Jokes ::§::
1 Baar Santa kO
Raste mE Patthar Mila
UspE Likha Tha
“Patthar kO Palat Lo Kch Ban Jaoge”
Jaise Hi Usne Palta
Dusri Taraf Likha Tha”Bewkuf Ban Gya
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa: Aaj TV pe 30 feet ka saap dikhane wale h.
Banta: Acha
Par mai nhi dekh pawunga.
Santa: kyu
Banta: Mera TV to 21 inch ka hi hai
‚‚ latest sms jokes ‚‚
Santa ke bete ka accident ho gaya
Dr.- apke bete ke dono leg katne padenge
Santa ne apna sar pakad liya
Dr.- kya hua?
Santa-kal hi nalayak ko nayi chappal dilayi thi
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